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Friggidy Ding-Dong
Released: 2009
12 songs

Impotence To The Max!
Released: 2007
14 songs

New Ditty
Released: 2006
14 songs

B-Sides & Rarities
Released: 2003-07

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    Review of Friggidy Ding-Dong
    by JC

    Crazy, fun, cheesy, and fucked up. Just some of the words I use to describe the new Ryan Fan Club Album Friggidy Ding-Dong.
    This out-to-lunch album was recently released on April 6, 2009, and goes places that none of his previous albums have ever gone. This time he has managed to put on a sound that sounds like Ryans personality. Don’t get me wrong his other stuff was great. And as good as his other albums are this album stands out as one hell of an upbeat, crazy-fun album that I could sit and listen to over and over. Personal favorites from me on this album is Friggidy Ding-Dong, Eat Shit N Die, and Kinda Like To Order A Pizza. Pick up this album. It is well worth the $10.
    Review of Friggidy Ding-Dong
    by Cory Grant

    Spring is here, and Ryan Fan Club's latest masterpiece Friggidy Ding-Dong is sure to go down as the album of the season. Friggidy Ding-Dong is a musical medley exploring the beauties of new life, girls that aren't girls, and dance parties. First we meet the talented Ryan himself. Then we have a magical dance party in his bedroom. After we get worn out we order a pizza and discuss girls. After yelling at strangers we focus on the happy things in life. Finally we reflect on the sheer oldness of Ryan. This album is great for listening to with your librarian, or playing to piss off the kids at school with no taste. They Can Eat Shit N' Die!

  • Review of Friggidy Ding-Dong
    by Ashley Tuttle

    I woke up to a gloomy, rainy day and felt kinda bummed out. Logged into ryanfanclub.com and began listening to your 7 streaming songs and I swear, the clouds opened up and the sun began shining! The heavenly sounds and calming vocals not only made me smile, but got my feet stomping - heart racing - and made me want to order pizza.
    Review of Friggidy Ding-Dong
    by Emily McGill

    Friggidy Ding-Dong reached my ears, and then for the first time, I experienced an auditory orgasm. Not only was pure joy leaking out of my ears, but my eyes, nose, and other bodily orifices started leaking the blood of god. At least I hope it was god's blood. It could have been Ryan's though since he wrote the music that I now call my anthem, my soundtrack, my soul. I have stapled a picture of Ryan's face to my chest in honour of how this CD has touched me in all places.
    Album Review of New Ditty
    by Jessica Heath

    There comes a time in every musician's life where he or she must dig deep down into their soul, and attempt to produce the most passionate, most creative, and most self-satisfying music of their life. And when all that is accomplished, what can you expect to find? None other than one of the greatest albums of our generation; New Ditty. It is here where we find 14 of the most creative tracks known to man. This is an album that not only entertains, but educates. You get to listen to the spectacular voice of Ryan, with the instrumental side of things provided by Johnny San and Brian Crofton (as well as Ryan on the harmonica and yes that’s right, you hear a Kazoo in there). You also get a little lesson out of some of the tunes. For example, in the track "I Have a Penis", the band clearly demonstrates an understanding of the human anatomy, thus, providing us with the knowledge that if you do, in fact, choose to put your penis inside a vagina, it may result in the creation of a baby. That being said, this album isn’t all about the education. This is the definition of entertainment at it’s highest. Where else can you find a cd that contains tracks dedicated to squirrels, the colour burgundy, and the insanely brilliant, and damn catchy; "Secret Bonus Track"? Don’t be put off by the grown man in the dress on the cover ladies and gentlemen, this is an album that was born to entertain the masses. Pick it up today, you won’t be disappointed.
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