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![]() A) The Uncle Jesse Doll/Action Figure Every year I ask for this, and every year I'm disappointed. There's usually a couple of these floating around on eBay, but it just doesn't seem right for me to obtain one that way. An Uncle Jesse doll should really be a gift from the heart. B) Hooker In A Bag Ask my wife, I've been asking for one of these for a while. It's not a blow-up doll. It's a real hooker, with real hooking action, that folds up nicely into a tote bag for easy storage. I believe they come in blonde, brunette, and redhead. Though, the redhead ones are usually sold out this time of year. C) The 1988 Superman Cartoon on DVD This one only seems to exist in bootleg form, but I don't want a bootleg. I want Warner Bros. to get of their collective butts and release this amazing cartoon on DVD. Possibly the best Superman cartoon ever, it only ran for one season. ![]() D) A High-Five from Jon Bon Jovi I don't care what anybody says. High-fives are totally back in style. And who better to raise your hands with than Bon Jovi? E) A Half-Full Glass, and a Half-Empty Glass It might seem a bit greedy to ask for both, but I swear it's for a scientific experiment at how our eyes truly do play tricks on us.
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