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Ryan's Christmas Wish List 2008
It's that time of year again. The time that I ask the big fat man in red for what I truly desire in my heart of hearts. I've narrowed it down to just five things this year.

A) The Uncle Jesse Doll/Action Figure
Every year I ask for this, and every year I'm disappointed. There's usually a couple of these floating around on eBay, but it just doesn't seem right for me to obtain one that way. An Uncle Jesse doll should really be a gift from the heart.

B) Hooker In A Bag
Ask my wife, I've been asking for one of these for a while. It's not a blow-up doll. It's a real hooker, with real hooking action, that folds up nicely into a tote bag for easy storage. I believe they come in blonde, brunette, and redhead. Though, the redhead ones are usually sold out this time of year.

C) The 1988 Superman Cartoon on DVD
This one only seems to exist in bootleg form, but I don't want a bootleg. I want Warner Bros. to get of their collective butts and release this amazing cartoon on DVD. Possibly the best Superman cartoon ever, it only ran for one season.


D) A High-Five from Jon Bon Jovi
I don't care what anybody says. High-fives are totally back in style. And who better to raise your hands with than Bon Jovi?

E) A Half-Full Glass, and a Half-Empty Glass
It might seem a bit greedy to ask for both, but I swear it's for a scientific experiment at how our eyes truly do play tricks on us.
Ryan's Christmas Features
  • Santa Claus - The First Encounter
  • Santa Was A Jerk To Rudolph
  • My Favorite Christmas Shows & Specials
  • My Letter To Yukon Cornelius
  • Oh Christmas Tree... (and those damn lights)
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special
  • Top 11 Reasons I Love Christmas

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