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Let's Talk About The Color Pink
You'd be surprized how many people give me an odd look when I tell them my favorite color is pink.
No, really, I mean they give me this totally one-eyebrow-up look as if to say Ah Ryan, you're always trying to be so funny! Yes, that's it. Of all the things on this planet to lie about, I'm going to lie about my favorite color.
And what is so wrong with a man who likes the color pink? There are many manly incarnations of the color, from Bret "Hitman" Hart to Aerosmith's song of the same name, to the Pink Power Ranger. Yes, I know the Pink Ranger was a girl, but she was wicked hot. And the fact that I think the Pink Power Ranger was hot makes it a manly statement. Pink can also refer to the Vagina, and who likes vagina more than men? Well, maybe lesbians, but that's an article for an entirely different day. On a side note, lesbians are awesome because of how well they are with their time management skills...
I have a pair of pink socks. And a nice pink dress shirt. I almost bought pink boxer shorts, but the lady working at Walmart insisted they were purple when doing a price check on them. I told her I had no intention of buying purple boxer shorts and that the whole deal was off. She then gave me the afformentioned "one-eyebrow-up" look.
So next time you see a guy wearing pink or saying that pink is his favorite color, remember that pink is my favorite color too, and I'll defend it until the end of time. And the end of time isn't scheduled until the year 2459, so I'll be long dead by that point.
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