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|  Dude, I gotta say that I've recently become addicted to Lingo. I just can't stand gameshows that you can't play along with, like Deal Or No Deal and Pyramid. Lingo is just too much fun, and really, anything that gets me shouting at the television is awesome. As soon as that first letter pops up, I'm shouting "COUCH! C-O-U-C-H!" Well, assuming the first letter was a "C". You get the picture. I was a big fan of The Love Connection when I was a kid. When I was home sick from school I always watched it. That's back when people didn't use words like "mullet" or "retro" or "internet". So what's Shandi like? It must be awesome to have her as a co-host on Lingo. Tell me you've gotten it on with her in the green room. My wife gives me shit all the time because I think Shandi is flirting with me through the TV set. She says "You think every pretty girl on television wants to sleep with you..." I get the same lecture though when we watch re-runs of the Golden Girls together too. Mind you, I used to have a huge crush on one of the co-anchors from the local cable news. Whatever. Do you ever get total retards on the show that can't spell and you just wanna run up to them and pelt them over and over with those little blue Lingo balls? I saw this one douche on the show with his friend and they couldn't figure out TAS_Y. And I was shouting "Tasty! Tasty! For the love of God it's 'tasty' you fucking moron!" I was counting on you to drown him in a vat of Lingo balls. But alas, you've proven to be a better man than that Chuck. You have the power to destroy goofs like that, and instead you tolerate them and in some cases encourage them. It just goes to show that you are the most compassionate, understanding, and relentless human being on the planet. I'd even go so far as to say you are the second coming of Ghandi. So I'll keep this brief, as I'm sure you have to save kittens and find the cure for Cancer. Remember, it's not just letters... it's Lingo. But wait... this here was actually a letter. Fuck, I'm so confused. - Ryan Fan Club
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