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Redheads Are Awesome
It's no secret that I think redheads are awesome. Probably has something to do with my Irish-Scottish hertiage, but enough about me... we're here today to talk about redheads.
   
Take a look at the four ladies pictured above. Besides having red hair, and thus being redheads, what else do they have in common? That's right. They're all awesome. Daphne from Scooby-Doo was pretty much every boy's first redhead fantasy. Then there's Lucille Ball. She taught an entire generation that redheads weren't just sexy... but funny too. And Wilma Flintstone not only slept with Fred every night, but she also kept a house neat n' tidy for her man. That's dedication. And Kirsten Dunst tossed herself into harm's way to gain the attention of Spider-Man. But she didn't need to do that. She's a redhead. Spider-Man was gonna notice her anyway.
Redheads are awesome. Have I mentioned that yet? You might be wondering why I haven't dyed my hair red. Well, I don't know if my body could physically handle that much awesomeness. Really. If I let my beard grow in, it gets kinda red, but to have a full head of red hair... that's just too much power for someone like me. Hell, if I had red hair AND a red beard, I could do anything and get away with it.
But back to the redheads at hand.
If you've watched the TV show "Smallville" you might be shocked to know that Lana Lang is really supposed to be a redhead. Now, I like Kristen Kreuk on the show. Pretty good actress, and cute as a button too, but she's not a redhead. If they would've given her red hair, Smallville would've been #1 in the ratings every week. Because redheads are awesome. The Lana Lang on the old Superboy TV show had red hair, but in all honesty the show was kinda shitty and not even an awesome redhead could save it.
 
Now we take a look at Molly Ringwald. Not only was she pretty in pink, but she's also a redhead. And she can put lipstick on using her boobies. Awesome. Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, but it's most likely her firey awesome redhead attitude that gets her into all that trouble. And I don't care what you say about me, I enjoyed Herbie Fully Loaded. Is it any wonder that Ariel is Disney's most popular princess? She's a redhead! And while I've never cared much for that movie, she is kinda awesome too. Take a look back at art from years before we were born... there are lots of redheads there! And the sheer awesomeness of the redhead translated into the artsts' work. Redheads = Awesome.
You could even create a mathematical equation for such an awesome statement.
Nothing + Redhead x # of Redheads = Awesome x # of Redheads.
So if you're in an empty room and three redheads walk in, the awesomeness of that room just became 3.
If you're a redhead and you're reading this, I hope it brought a smile to your face. And while you're at it, pat yourself on the back for being awesome.
   
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