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 When Rudolph was born with that glowing red schnoz, even his own daddy didn't like it. Well, it's comon for parents to find faults in their children. Just ask the Asian kids that go to your school. They'll tell you. But in Rudolph's case, even the visiting Santa took pot shots at the lil' baby reindeer. If that wasn't enough, Santa went on to tell Donner that he should "be ashamed of himself". Wow... Santa can be pretty harsh. Must be all the pre-Christmas stress. But when Santa needs Rudolph's help, his attitude changes completely. Santa never went out in the cold looking for Rudolph. He didn't square off against The Snow Monster. Nope. No sir. Ah, but that beautiful glowing red nose can see through a snowstorm... way to go Santa. He doesn't want Rudolph as a friend. He just wants another minion. I'm 92% sure that Santa only stopped by the Island of Misfit toys because he was short on his production quota, no thanks to a certain Conan O'Brien look-a-like leaving to be a dentist. So the next time you watch this holiday classic, keep an eye out for Santa. He might be out to use you next. And it looks like I'm not the only one who feels this way. Check out the video below. |
