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'Tis The Season
You know what I saw the other day when I was out Christmas shopping? I saw one old lady trample over another old lady for a shopping cart.

For a shopping cart!

That's how I know Christmas is here. Some people might say that snow makes the season. Or those Christmas carols. Some people wait patiently under the mistletoe because it's the only way they'll ever be kissed. And others drink as much egg nog as they possibly can.

I don't like egg nog. And it doesn't like me.

Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Hey, the song says so... it must be true! This is the season where we should think of everyone, not just ourselves. So I propose that we think of some people that rarely get thought of during the holidays. I'm talking about hookers, dentists, the guy who invented stamps, and Zach Morris. I assure you, nothing says Christmas quite like Zach Morris.

Remember, Christmas (and Xmas too) isn't about presents. It's about presence.
Damn, that was almost too deep for my silly little pink website.
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