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Bea Arthur is a Total Babe!
I've been saying this for years.

You know it's true. You've seen those re-runs of The Golden Girls. You stopped watching when Bea Arthur left the show and the rest of the dinosaurs relocated to The Golden Palace. You know it's true.

Bea Arthur is one sexy beast. I mean, just look at her. The hair. The lips... hell, even that raspy voice of hers makes you want to do the dirty in her bed. Admit it, you'd like to shout "Oh Dorothy Zbornak" in the heat of passion. You know it's true.


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Bea (miss Arthur to those who don't find her sexy) also shares her beauty secrets with the rest of the universe. Yup, she did some cosmetics ads for Shoppers Drug Mart many-a-year ago. Bea is so hot that everything around her catches fire.

I don't know if she has any children, but I'm assuming she doesn't. Why? There is no human being with enough good looks capable to matching up to her. She'd end up with an ugly child by default. Not even the raw man-power of Victor Newman could impregnate this pure goddess.

So in closing, Bea Arthur is definitely a total babe. A simple kiss on the cheek from her would send my libido into overdrive.
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