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|  Ryan's Letter To Willow I'm gonna keep this pretty short... err... not that you're short... I mean, yeah you're obviously not the tallest tree on Endor (you're really quite stumpy) but I wasn't trying to poke fun at your height or anything. Fuck. You know, I'm just gonna start over again. Hi Willow! I'm gonna keep this compact... I mean... pint-sized. Oh bloody hell. I meant to say I would keep this letter on the "teensy-weensy" side. Goddamit. Can I try this again from the beginning?
Hi Willow! I'm gonna keep this letter from being too wordy. I just wanted you to know that you're A-OK in my books. - Ryan P.S. - If an average sized man can refer to his penis as a "dinky", what do height-challenged men such as yourself call it?
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