


| ![]() Nobody Can Beat The Ninja Assassin Batman? Ninja Assassin would make him run away crying about his parents being dead. Chuck Norris? Oh, it would be a grand battle, but Chuck would end up with his head rolling on the ground. Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch? They won't feel any good vibrations when Ninja Assassin's sword goes through them. Unicron? The Ninja Assassin would karate chop him in half.
So the moral here is that you'd better not fuck with the Ninja Assassin. Come to think of it, you shouldn't mess with ninjas to begin with. They're hella tough. But if you do find yourself in a tiff with the Ninja Assassin just give up. 'Cause he's gonna kill you to death. |