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Ryan: The Movie?
Sure, there's a darn good chance this movie will never be made. But it's fun to think about! I've gone ahead and casted the main characters of a movie that would be based around the story of my life... tweaked just enough to be Hollywood. Enjoy!
The Plot: Basically, it's the story of Ryan growing up and becoming Ryan Fan Club. How Ryan meets, and ultimately falls for his own princess, Dana. The music Ryan creates with Crofton and Johnny San. The wisdom passed down to Ryan by his father and the nurturing of his mother. The movie climaxes when Ryan must go face-to-face with his own hero Uncle Jesse, who has turned evil and kidnapped Dana.
Running Time: Approx. 98 mins.
Gonzo The Great stars as Ryan Fan Club

Optimus Prime as Ryan's Dad

Molly Ringwald as Ryan's sister

Jason Schwartzman as Johnny San

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Kelly Clarkson as Dana

Betty White as Ryan's Mom

Patrick Renna as the roomate Josh

Marlon Wayans as Crofton

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and Uncle Jesse as himself

So that's the all-star cast! Once I hit Hollywood, it'll never be the same again!
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