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Ryan's Crazy Time Travel Adventure
I decided to go find myself a 1985 Delorian and see what kind of shenanigans I could get into. Here's what happened:
The first place I ended up was Elvis' studio. I was in luck. Not only do I dig the King, but I got to sing backing vocals on "Love Me Tender".
Then I went to one of the most important places in history. Yes dear reader, I went to see Ronald Reagan's inaugural speech. He rambled on about Reagonomics for a bit then recited a scene from "Bed Time For Bonzo".
So I zipped way back to the days of swords and maidens. My eyes nearly jumped out of my head! Holy moly! Sean Connery had also travelled back in time and he was hitting on all the babes! Way to go Mr. Connery!
 
Seeing as how I didn't want sloppy seconds, I took a follow-up trip to the wild, wild west. I was very happy to not see Will Smith there, but I wasn't too keen on what that horse did to my Converse All Stars.
Just goes to show you, nobody should mess with time.
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