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A Letter To the President's Choice Company
Dear President's Choice,

Thank you. Thank you for making your new Thick Cut Ballpark Hot Dog potato chips. Not only did you make my eyes bug out of my head in the grocery store, but you managed to convince me to part with $3.49 of my hard-earned money.

Good for you!
Yup, Superman French Fries. The Man of Steel was no stranger to food tie-ins, having already had his own amazing brand of peanut butter, but these fries were only available in Canada. Funny, considering Superman stands for "Truth, Justice, and the American Way."

Essentially, these were just frozen french fries, similar to McCain Superfries but they had something else very special. You could instantly win a Super Powers action figure. Now, in the early 80s those Super Powers toys were the shit. And I mean quite possibly the best toys ever made. You'd push Superman's legs together and he would punch. Squeeze together the arms of The Flash and his legs would run. Robin would chop, etc, etc. And here you
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On my way home from the Loblaws though one thought struck me: I spent $3.49 on a bag of hot dog flavored chips, and for my hard-earned $3.49 I probably could've bought a package of hot dogs.

But then I wouldn't have had this glorious experience to write about. So thank you.

- Ryan
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