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25 Things You Didn't Know About Ryan Fan Club
And just when you thought my life was an open book, I rip open a couple more chapters for you...
Check this shit out:
1. I have a dog-bite scar on my left hand from when I was only six years old.
2. Yes it's true - when I cut off my long hair in 2001 I saved some of it. I keep it in a baggy in my sock drawer.
3. Contrary to what many people seem to think, I actually can't play a single lick on the guitar. My hand isn't comfortable on the neck.
4. My first job was teaching art to kids in a summer camp.
5. I have been to 3 high school proms, including my own.
6. Last summer I shared a fist-pump with Adam Mother-Fuckin' West.
7. One Hallowe'en I was dressed up as Superman, and this big guy came up and told me he wanted to fight me for my girlfriend. So I said, "C'mon... I'm Superman!" And then he backed away. I should've been sent home with a broken face.
8. While in college, I wrote for the school newspaper ("The Nomad").
9. When the first season of Full House came out on DVD I watched the entire collection from start to finish.
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"Masturbation Causes Blindness"
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10. I helped design a mural that was painted on the barn at the Kingston Memorial Center. I think it's still there.
11. In 1996 I lost over 60 pounds in three months in ways that I'm not proud of.
12. I have never left North America.
13. I'm allergic to penicillan, and can't have certain kinds of metals on my skin. Even if I wear my wedding ring too long, I break out in a rash.
14. Championships/Awards I've held include: the 2003 Marketing Pool-Playing Trophy, the CKWF Heavyweight Title, The Adam Thom Championship, and the "Friendliest Employee" award from Ban Righ Hall.
15. I didn't learn to swim until I was fifteen.
16. In 1998 I was in a high school program called "Theater Complete", and our class performed shows all over Ontario. That was a pretty big deal for a seventeen year old.
17. I met He-Man and Skeletor at the mall when I was a kid.
18. I play harmonica upside down, right-to-left, instead of left-to-right.
19. I've had pneumonia. It's awful.
20. The Inside-Outside-Penis-Fiasco was one of the most painful nights of my life.
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September 1998...
Before my long-hair phase.
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21. I'm petrified of rats.
22. I have a contract that states my wife's breasts are my legal property. For safe keeping, it's at Chris Morris' house.
23. Speaking of Chris Morris, he was actually the first person I ever recorded music with - before Brian Crofton or Johnny San.
24. I became a member of the Liberal Party of Canada in 2010... not because I believe in what they stand for, but because I wanted to vote against a douchebag who was trying to become the leader of the riding.
25. On my 25th birthday I bought Kenny Rogers' Greatest Hits to prove to myself that I wasn't getting old. Yet I found myself saying things like, "Wow, you can actually hear the words..."
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