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Improexophonophelia
I know what you're asking: "What the (expleted deleted) is Improexophonophelia"?
Back in the day, and by that I mean possibly as far as the year 2000, me n' my buddy Chris invented a nouveau style of poetry. We called it Improexophonophelia. And it's the best thing ever.
It all started around one poem called clouds. It goes like this:

clouds
by ryan matthew ewing
clouds, clouds, clouds
poof, poof, poof
clouds, clouds, Clouds
sometimes they take funny shapes
clouds

It's very formulaic. In fact, if you steer away from the formula you might just have your car reposessed.

So why the weird name? Well, I'll tell you. Let's break Improexophonophelia down to it's basics.
Impro - as in "improvisation", because after all these little poems are made up on the spot.
Exo - as in "on the outside", because you're sharing your poem with people and not keeping it to yourself like a greedy bastard.
Phono - is for the fact that it is audio-based, though you can put them down on paper after.
Phelia - it's more like "feel ya" because the inventors (me n' Chris) like to touch boobies.

Do you remember the formula? Let's try another one. I'm going to make an Improexophonophelia poem up on the spot called "desk" because that's the first word that came to mind. Pay special attention to the structure...

desk
by ryan matthew ewing
desk, desk, desk
brown, brown, brown
desk, desk, Desk
this is where i do most of my writing
desk

And here's one written by the co-creator. It's called "hb pencil":

hb pencil
by christopher jesse troy morris
hb pencil, hb pencil, hb pencil
sharpen, sharpen, sharpen
hb pencil, hb pencil, HB Pencil
i prefer not to get stabbed with one of them
hb pencil

And now that you know how to do it, go crazy with it. Below you'll see the first-ever video of the Improexophonophelia for "clouds", and I urge you all to make videos and mp3s of your own Improexophonophelias.
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