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My Letter To Casey Jones!
c/o Master Splinter
New York Sewers

Dear Casey,

Dude, are you almost done with my CCM stick signed by Jari Kurri? It's been a few months now and I'd really like it back. I don't see why you couldn't have borrowed the one that wasn't signed. After all, I saw what you did with that goalie stick that Donatello had. How is Don doing anyway? The last time I saw him was very brief... I was ordering a pizza and he was looking for The Eye of Sarnoff, or something like that. He gave me his card, and said to call when I got back from Dimension X, but you know how it is.

Anyway, I'm getting off topic. I really want my autographed Kurri stick back. You see, he's going to be in town this weekend and I was hoping for a photo-op with him and the stick.

Gimme a shout whenver you can. My number is sitll the same.

- Ryan
P.S. - Have you fucked that April chick yet, or what?
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