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 (Editor's Note: Ryan is aware that Tony Blair is no longer the Prime Minister, thanks the 50+ people who emailed him to tell him. But he's too stubborn to find a different photo.)
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 My Letter To The Prime Minister of England What's up, man? Had any time to go yard sailing yet this summer? You can find some really odd bargains at those things. I once got a glass with the Union Jack on it for only twenty-five cents! Talk about a steal! Mind you, you probably have a nice collection of Union Jack fine china and silverware... and I doubt you got it at a yard sale. So tell me, do you prefer to be called British or English? And why exactly is there a difference? I've never heard of British Toffee or an English Bulldog. I'd like to visit England sometime, and possibly even Britain, but I don't really like being out in the rain. Just how much precipitation do you guys get annually anyway? Next time you come to Canada you should swing by for a visit. I'll even make you tea! If you think I'm trying to butter you up you're right. You see, I have this sofa that needs to be moved across the room and I could really use a hand. Thanks in advance, Ryan Fan Club PS - For Hallowe'en this year, you should dress up as one of those guards that can't move or talk. That would be awesome.
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