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 Mrs. Claus is a Total Babe! When Kris Kringle started bringing toys to that dim village, he wasn't just out to squash the plans of the evil Burgermeister. No, no, au contraire mon ami, he was also looking for some lovin'. Kringle was obviously a man of good taste, because he started putting the moves on Miss Jessica rather quickly. At first she wasn't sure of the man in the red suit giving toys away to all the good girls and boys. I imagine there's a deleted scene out there somewhere of Miss Jessica down at the police station checking up on Ol' Kringle to see if he has any kind of weird criminal record. And then when she finds out that the dude is completely clean, well, it's love. Aww, ain't that sweet... So what do you suppose it was that attracted Kris to Jessica in the first place? What made him want to say "Hey baby, wanna be Mrs. Claus?" The babe's got big innoncent eyes, and I'm sure Kringle digs that. After all, he likes people who are true and kind, and he did come from that kind of background himself. Then there's Jessica's hips. Every man loves a woman with nice hips. And let's not forget the fact that she's a claymation puppet. So she could be put in any position Santa desires. So here's to Miss Jessica (eventually Mrs. Claus), the one true babe of Christmas!
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