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Santa With Muscles
It took me over a decade to finally break down and watch what is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Hulk Hogan is Santa Claus. That premise is worth a bajillion dollars.
The Good: I was kinda drunk when I watched this last night. No, really. I had bought a bottle of wine for dinner and my wife didn't like the taste of it, so I finished it by about the 30-minute mark of this movie. I actually kinda like the Hulkster as Santa Claus though. I mean, sure it was really cheesy... but it was almost charming. It was also really neat to see Mila Kunis before she was on That 70's Show. She had pretty thick eyebrows.
The Bad: I only had the one bottle of wine.
The Verdict: For real though, I only paid $6.57 for this DVD. God bless the Wal-Mart cheap bins at Christmas time. I've seen worse Christmas shows. I guess I'll finally have to break down and watch Jingle All The Way too.
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