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Top 11 Old Broads
Let's face it, we're all going to get old. Right now is the oldest I've ever been. The same goes for you. We (the society, not you and me personally) spend far too much time relishing over the newest, youngest, hottest thing on the planet. And it ain't just women we do that for either. No sir, this applies to cars, technology, music, and even food. Well, for the most part you shouldn't be eating old food anyway...
So let's take a look at 11 beautiful older women, who still got that knack, even though they're over forty.
11. Tiffany
I think Tiffany isn't alone on this list. She's gonna have to change the lyrics to her song from "Children behave, that's what they say when we're together" to something more like "Children behave, that's what I say when they're acting up"...
But really, Tiffany grew into such an old hottie that she put herself back into the spotlight by posing for Playboy.
10. Lynda Carter
Have you seen Lynda Carter lately? I bet she would still look like a knockout in her classic Wonder Woman costume. I wonder if she still has that magic lasso...
9. Geena Davis
Miss Davis is a great example of how some women can get better with age. I mean, go back and watch Beetlejuice and try to find her attractive with that hairstyle. Go ahead, I'll wait here. But then she
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looked pretty good in A League Of Their Own, and she's never looked back since.
8. Winona Ryder
Two BJs in a row! Get your mind out of the gutter people, I'm referring to Beetlejuice again. Did you know that Winona here is named after the town she was born in? And I'd bet that town is pretty darn old too. I've never been there to visit, but I'd expect it looks pretty good for it's age.
7. Diane Keaton
Kudos to her for doing a full frontal nudity scene in Something's Gotta Give. 'Nuff said.
6. Lea Thompson
We were all really fortunate to get a good look at what Lea Thompson would look like as an older woman in Back To The Future. Now, while that flick wasn't 100% accurate, I'm happy to say she's still a babe.
5. Betty White
Ever since Bea Arthur died there's been a big gaping hole in my heart. I feel the only way to truly fill that hole is with another Golden Girl cast member. And it turns out, Betty White is a dirty old tramp. So it's a win-win situation.
4. Annette O'Toole
Somebody save me! Back in '83 Annette played Lana Lang in Superman III. She was possibly the best part of the whole dang flick. Don't waste your sanity watching the movie, just take my word for it. About twenty years later she showed up on Smallville as Clark Kent's yummy mummy.
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3. Cyndi Lauper
I'm sure you all remember my article from a couple years back, "Cyndi Lauper Is A Total Babe". I stand my ground. She's still a total babe to this day. Now I'm sure my buddy Johnny is gonna give me a hard time about not putting her in the number one position, but don't worry Johnny, there are a lot of other positions I'd like to put Cyndi Lauper in.
Click the link down below to read the Cyndi Lauper article.
2. Marisa Tomei
Marisa Tomei. Just saying that name puts chills down my spine. I'm pretty sure my wife won't watch My Cousin Vinny or What Women Want with me anymore because I do a fair amount of staring. Even in The Wrestler when she played a cracked out stripper who was well past her prime she was easy going on the eyes.
1. Julianne Moore
Julianne Moore has a certain elegance about her. Perhaps it's that reddish hair, or maybe the slyness in her eyes. Whatever it is, she's gotta be the hottest old lady this side of Shady Pines Retirement Home. Miss Moore, like many of the ladies on this list, is simply fortuante enough to be aging gracefully. Her gorgeous looks clearly aren't going anywhere anytime soon. And that should make us all very happy.
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So the next time you're looking at Taylor Swift on TV and thinking to yourself, I wonder what that would be like..., just try to imagine what she's gonna look like when she's pushing forty. Cause then she'll be in her sexual prime too.
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