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 Learn the words to Rocky IV!
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 11. Impish Grin It's cute. It's creepy. It's both cute and creepy at the same time. 10. A Harmonica in the key of "A" I've been playing for over ten years now, so you've got a lot of practicing to do. 9. Ability to do Muppet voices Once you've learned how to do the Muppet voices, apply this new found talent by singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" as the cast of the Muppet Show. 8. Superman Underoos Yup, any self-respecting Ryan Impersonator needs a big red "S" on his/her big ol' bottom. 7. A pink or purple pen. The secret is out. I do most of my writing with a pink or purple pen. 6. Vast knowledge of the 80s. My old roomate Josh needs to be constantly informed with Aerosmith facts, and as a Ryan impersonator, many people will ask you all about Skeletor. 5. A complete collection of Full House DVDs Treat it like the bible and study up well. 4. The lyrics to "Rocky IV" Trust me, you will be asked on the spot to sing "Rocky IV". It's not hard to learn, and even harder to forget. 3. A colored variety of Converse All Stars And don't get caught wearing fake ones either. I suggest owning red ones, and pink ones for road hockey games. 2. A loyal kitten Back in the day I had Toxika to guide me thru my craziness, and nowadays I have Ozma as a loyal companion. 1. Awesome Hair Whether it's spiky hair, or the classic Ryan long hair, or even just gross hair growing on your arms, it's a must have.
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