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 11. Kids - What the hell is with all the horror movies of today using creepy little kids? I mean, they're really fucking creepy. It's making people think twice about making babies. 10. The Emperror - As kids, we were all afraid of the Emperror in Return of the Jedi. He creeped us all out. 9. The Dark - We've all been afraid of the dark at one time or another. You never know what's in the dark... 8. Oops... She's Your Cousin - Have you ever been really hungover and had to go to some stupid family reunion where you barely know anyone because your family is so big? About halfway through the day you look across the room and see the girl you hooked up with the night before after too many Bud Light Limes... then you put two and two together. Now that's scary. 7. The Creature From The Black Lagoon - Okay, he's kinda silly looking, but he's got such a scary name! 
6. Chicks That Can Beat Up Dudes - Not only are dudes scared of these bitches, but other women are too. 5. What's In The Tupperware? - You cook something really tasty and want to save it for lunch the next day, so you put it in tupperware and stick in the fridge. Then you forget about it for six months and end up with a mutant in your fridge. 4. Zombie Patrick Swayze - He just wasn't scary enough as a ghost. As a zombie he'll be terrifying. 3. Needles - Some people are just petrified of needles. They don't bother me at all. But I bet those of you that are can't even look at the picture below. 2. Vampires - I'm really scared of vampires. Sometimes my wife, to freak me out, will pretend to bite my neck and she'll make weird hissing noises. Some of you freaks might think that's kinky but it goddam scares me. 1. Hermaphrodites - Nothing is scarier than meeting a beautiful girl who shares a deep connection with you like you've never felt before... yes! This is the one! Your lonely days are! You've found love! It just so happens she has a penis. Oh, and it's bigger than yours. Don't believe me? Watch the movie Sleepaway Camp.  Have a retardedly happy Hallowe'en everyone!
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