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 11. The Chick From "Twilight" God, what a horrible movie. I can't say I paid enough attention to the movie to know what the main character's name is, but she's definitely easy on the eyes. I figured with all the girls running around exclaiming how "hot" the vampires in that movie are, us dudes should be able to do the same with the girl. 10. Cyndi Lauper I've been saying this for years. In fact, I have a "Total Babe" article dedicated to just Ms. Lauper. My friend Johnny agrees, and goes so far as to say, "Now that Bea Arthur is dead, Cyndi Lauper is the hottest old woman on the planet." 9. Kelly Clarkson This is the one you'd wanna bring home to let your mama meet. 8. Pam Beesly I've only recently found an interest in The Office, and Good Lord what a babe that secretary is! We all know I have a thing for redheads, but I bet you didn't know I also have a soft spot for awkward girls too.    Boston Bruins Ice Girls, Kelly Clarkson, Cyndi Lauper 7. Girl from the toothbrush commercial Have you seen that toothbrush commercial where the girl tries to take the dentist's tool home with her and the cord stretches all across the city? I really enjoy watching that commercial. 6. Taylor Swift Yes I know how old she is. No, I don't think she looks like a retard. 5. Yer Mom C'mon now, you know your buddies have always bugged you about sleeping with your mom. And you laugh a bit, and chuckle, and then punch your friend in the arm. But what you don't realize, is if they had the chance your friends would totally bone your mom. And they would never tell you about it. Chances are, they've already done it. 4. The Boston Bruins Ice Girls With the exception of Rory pictured above, I can't name a single Ice Girl. But here's the thing: There's no better turn-on than seeing a beautiful woman in a jersey of your favorite team. And it just so happens that I'm a huge Boston fan. On a side note, only really ugly girls wear Montreal Canadiens jerseys. Go figure. 3. Lexi Belle Take caution before you go Googling this one, cause she's an actress of a different variety and I don't wanna be responsible for you turning the lights down low and closing the curtains... 2. Katy Perry Maxim magazine named her the hottest girl on the planet. That's a bold statement to make, and a hard one to disagree with... especially if you've seen the "California Gurls" video. Damn.    Scarlet, Katy Perry, Lexi Belle Red hair... Tight leather jumpsuit... and SHOOTS A MOTHER FUCKIN' WEAPON! Add in the fact that she helps save the world as a member of G.I. Joe and you've got yourself the perfect woman.
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