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 Top 11 Sex Facts 11. Sex was created in 1298 as a way for babies to be made. Since then people have shrieked in horror every time they realize they're gonna have a baby. Seems counter productive. 10. The song Let's Put The "X" In Sex by Kiss was co-written by Desmond Child, who knows everything there is to know about having sex with wicked hot chicks. At least it seems that way. 9. Sex rhymed with such great words as Vex, Hex, and Tex-Mex. Yummy! I need a beer now! 8. Jumping up and down after sex will prevent you from getting pregnant. Ask anyone. 7. Sex with Bea Arthur would be trés cool.    6. If you're over 25 and you haven't had sex yet, chances are you aren't gonna get it at all. Sorry if that downs your day, but in real life the dude from 40 Year Old Virgin would still be a fucking virgin. 5. The song Always On The Run by Lenny Kravitz is the best song to have sex to. 4. Sex is not a palindrome. Stop trying. 3. The size of a man's shoes has nothing to do with the size of his penis. It's really based on the color of his shoes. 2. Gilbert Gottfried has had sex with everyone on planet Earth. And one girl from Mars too. 1. A vagina by any other name would not smell as sweet.
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