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 Top 11 Things To Put Up Your Bum 11. The All-New Knight Rider movie coming out. Don't you think David Hasselhoff would be a better choice for the movie? Stupid Hollywoood... don't hassle the Hoff! 10. The remnants of a toilet paper roll after a cat has had its way with it for several intense hours of playful playing. 9. Your own bum. It's almost like turning inside out. 8. One very large woman with bad breath and an autographed photo of the one and only Mr. David Hasselhoff. 7. The soul of the long lost boaters that vanished in the summer of '69.   Knight Rider gives your bum a thumbs up... and West Palm Beach too! 6. West Palm Beach! 5. Flowers. Dead ones. Maybe even from the garden of David Hassehoff. I'll be ready! 4. That white cleaning stuff the British dude sold on Amazing Discoveries on Sunday mornings. 3. Your hopes for a better tomorrow. 2. A package of Werther's Original. Those candies that are intended for really old people who like to watch Y&R everyday at 4:30 while eating in front of the TV.   Flowers pale when compared to the awesome power of Tony Fernandez! 1. The 1992 Toronto Blue Jays, but feel free to replace Mr. Kelly Gruber with the one and only David Hasselhoff. Hope you enjoyed this list! Have a great weekend!
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