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Top 11 Worst Superhero Movies
Here are what I consider to be the 11 Worst Superhero movies ever made.
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11 - Superman III
Superman III has some redeeming moments, but not many. This installment is fun, but in an entirely different way. It's meant to be a comedy with a superhero in the middle and if you watch it that way it's fine. But when compared to the first two Superman films (or even Superman IV in many aspects) this flick just fails. A drunk Superman, Gus Gorman, Robert Vaughn, and even a lame-ass effort on Christopher Reeve make this movie hard to watch. The best scenes are the ones with Anette O'Toole as Lana Lang. |
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10 - Batman Begins
I just didn't like it. I liked the guy playing Comissioner Gordon and the Scarecrow. The Batmobile was ugly. Katie Holmes was useless. Michael Caine was boring. Christian Bale was a good Bruce Wayne but as far as being in the Bat-suit he was no Michael Keaton or even Val Kilmer. Oh, and that first thirty minutes where we have to sit in agony while Batman learns to be a ninja... it could've been done better in a five minute montage. Psychologically, it's the smartest Batman movie yet. However, before this one I had never actually fallen asleep during a Batman movie. |
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9 - Spawn
Beautfiul special effects. Spawn's cape really looks amazing. I couldn't for the lfie of me though figure out what was going on in the story. And it was a pretty boring story at that. I could put some music on and just watch the movie for the effects. It's bad, but trust me, there's worse. |
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8 - The Hulk
I really liked how Ang Lee edited the movie together to actually make it look like a comic book. There, I said something nice. Okay, the effects were really good too. Next. |
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7 - The Rocketeer
Ugh, I'm almost starting to run out of insults. I think this was a Disney flick gone wrong or something. It came out around the same time as Batman and was supposed to lure in the same audience but nobody cared. And nobody still cares. |
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6 - The Punisher
Whether it's the Dolph Lundgren version or the new one with John Travolta, it was hard the like the Punisher movies. Seeing Dolph Lundgren's ass is really the only thing anyone remembers about the first version, and really, what does that say about us as a society? The Punisher goes and kills people. He punishes them. Get it? Got it? Good? No. This really wasn't. |
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5 - Spider-Man 2
I really wanted to like this movie when I saw the preview, but seeing as how it's THE EXACT SAME MOVIE AS SUPERMAN II, I just couldn't. You'd think that I would respect their decision for making a carbon copy of my favorite movie. After all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and if you're gonna copy someone you might as well copy the best. Well Spider-man loses his powers and he finally ends up with Mary Jane. Doctor Octopus goes power-crazy and Spidey has to get his powers back to save the world. Maybe if Doc Oc would've said "Kneel before Ock!!!!" Nah. |
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4 - Batman & Robin
Looking back on Batman Forever, it's a lot of fun to watch. Not serious at all, but fun. I gave Batman & Roibin a second chance last year, and while it's really really bad, it has some fun parts. At times it seems more like it's mocking Batman than anything else. I don't like Chris O'Donnell as Robin, and while I love Alicia Silverstone, she just wasn't much of a Batgirl. Arnie as Mr. Freeze is so hard to hate because of how much you're laughing at him. Even George Clooney admits to have killing the franchise. |
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3 - Elektra
Nice costume. Okay, I'll admit it. I never watched Elektra. I vowed not to after seeing Daredevil. Someday I migth try to watch it... drunk. Until that day I'd rather just look at the pictures from the movie and pretend that it's a porno flick. |
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2 - Catwoman
It took me a long time to finally watch this awful movie, and even though it's a horrible comic book film, there are some redeeming qualities... well, if you're really friggin' drunk. Just try and pretend it has nothing to do with the Catwoman character from Batman, and just give her a new name. The action isn't bad, but everything else is. |
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1 - Daredevil
I want my money back. Seriously, I rented this thing for $5 and I want that money back. What makes things worse is that when I bought X2 on DVD it came in a two-pack with Daredevil for $9.99. Sure, that's a great price for two DVDs. Especially when one of them is X2. So I took my copy of Daredevil and pawned it for $10. That's my kind of revenge. Fuck you Daredevil. I still want my $5 back.
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