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History: Captain Napanee lives in Happy Hippy's Whorehouse. She has a bit of a weight problem, but she's hardly self-conscious about it. She thinks she's a sexy biatch, and that's all that matters to her. Her over active sex-drive causes her to grab whatever she sees and stick it in wherever she can. Our hero, Ryan, was shoved inside her cooter while trying to buy some sex from the pimpin' Hippy. Ryan escaped, leaving Captain Napanee to continue her lustful career. Who knows if she'll turn up again, and if she does will she be friend or foe?
Fun Fact:: This whole thing was based on Ryan's uncle in Napanee ON (famous for miss Avril Lavigne) answering the phone with "Happy Hippy's Whorehouse... Happy speaking." And since it's rumored that most women in that town are missing their teeth, Ryan just ran with it.