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 You can post a message on Ryan's MYSPACE too!
|  Hey Ryanites & Ryanettes! Now it's even easier to send me Fan Mail! Just use the form below! Your mail is read and answered below it! You can even use this to submit your Fan Artwork or Poetry to go on this website! Re: People I Just Don't Like I just randomly bought this movie called "Alive or Dead" from some dirty little shop that sells old movies that no one has heard of, and you just have to watch it. But the movie blew ass. It was horrible. So horrible that it was laughable enough for me to message you about it. Honestly, if you can find it, you should watch it. Bad acting. Absolutely no plot line. It was a joke. If you watched it, you could put it in your "People I Just Don't Like" article (very thoughtful, by the way. I can agree with you on just about every point that you threw out there. Fuck the Beatles! And fuck Nicholas Cage! He's one of my biggest pet peeves. - Searrah Bucci Golly, I don't think I have ever met a single person who enjoys Nicholas Cage. Some of my closest friends actually have a huge hate-on for him. I liked the movie, "Trapped In Paradise" that he made, but it's hard not to like a movie that has Jon Lovitz in it. Remember when Nicholas Cage was supposed to play Superman? That would've been abso-ludicrous! I'm sure Mr. Cage is a nice enough guy though. He just can't seem to catch a break when it comes to being liked. Wow, that post man was happy! A great day for the mail today! The postman came skipping along singing a Ryan tune, and he had a package atop a velvet pillow. Ryan fan club MERCH!!! Hooray for me! - Michelle Stenson Glad you're enjoying your swag! Maybe you can help this next Ryan-Fan make some choices for her RFC Wardrobe... Re: Ryan Fan Club Trucker Hat I would really love to have a Ryan Fan Club Trucker Hat! What do you think? - Kaylan Kourtney I say go for it. And not just because it's a neat-o hat, and not because I get a very, very minimal royalties cheque for the sale of it, and not because all the cool kids are doing it... but because it has my wonderful face on it. While you're at it, pick up the thong with my face on it. It'll make great Christmas gifts for all your BFFs. What a long way the Ryan Fan Club has come! What a beauty this site is! Where can I download a "Hi, My Name Is Ryan" Ringtone? Anyways, keep on rockin'! - Gareth Green A ringtone, eh? Methinks you've just inspired the next great download from this site. Stay tuned for this one! Thanks Gareth! Re: 1987: A Twenty Year Look Back Dude! Sweet! I got a shout-out in the seminal 1987 article...Awesome. That made my day. Good times, Wrestling figures, Superman... Dale. Nice. - Gavin Schwier Yeah, I've always thought of 1987 as being the pinnacle year. Sure, I was only seven years old and hadn't touched a boobie yet, but I had a Galvatron action figure. And that might be even cooler. Re: Kinda Like To Order A Pizza I just watched your new video! And its so rad! Seriously, best one ever! - Laura Palma I had just as much fun making that video as I did ordering and eating just a cheese pizza. Re: When Did People Get So F-ing Stupid? First time writer, long-time fan here...something to go along with your packaging rage. Just gotta say, 2 years ago we got my boyfriend's Dad one of those glorious as seen on TV package shark (I think that's what it is called). Anywhoo, he couldn't open the package. Need I say more? - Michelle Stenson I'm embarassed to say I had to look this thing up (http://www.packageshark.com/) and I think it's very ironic that he couldn't open the packaging to an item that is meant to open other packages. Sounds like a great SNL skit in the making! "Fashion" Ryan, I need to know what colors will be hot this summer. This is very important to me. - Chris In Kingston As much as I hate to see it, I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of attractive women wearing orange soon. I don't like orange so much. I don't know why, it just doesn't grab me. Sure, we'll still see lots of bubblegum pink colors, but not so much on girls that we want to see it on (aka: old ladies and little girls). Summer is weird though, 'cause it's the time of year that even the most manly men will put on a pair of those stupid, flowery, tie-up shorts with the velcro fly... I hope that answers your question. Re: Road Hockey 2009 Blog Hey I was just reading your Road Hockey thing on your page and noticed you still have your Andrew WK shirt. I am amazed in how good of condition it is in. Mine has holes and I ripped the sleeves off of it. - Joshua LM Clements For those who don't know, Josh and I both bought AWK shirts at the Andrew WK concert in Ottawa. It's an awesome t-shirt, but for some reason both of our wives HATE that shirt. I personally have tried to get my wife Dana to kiss Mr. WK's bloody face on more than one occassion but she runs away screaming like a sissy girl. And then tells me to take the shirt off before we go anywhere in public. So that's probably why my shirt is in such good shape. I also usually only wear it when I'm sick, cause it's a XXL shirt, so it's really loose on me and comfy to sleep in. Fan of the Year Award acceptance speech: In accepting this award I have to thank a lot of people who helped me get to this point. I'd like to thank my mom and my dad for not selling me into child slavery. I'd like to thank God (never hurts), Satan (cover your bases) and Wolverine (for teaching me that Canadians can kick butt and be sexy doing it). And most of all, I'd like to thank Ryan. I thank you Ryan for having the vision, the drive, and the testicular fortitude to wrest from the mundane world a magical place where we can come to laugh, learn, shake our heads in confusion/nostalgia/admiration and find the joy of our inner child once again. I am honored to have been granted the Ryan Fan of the Year Award. Long live Ryan and the RFC! - Rachel Makin You earned it. 'Nuff said there. RE: New Ryan Fan Club Merchandise When will there be RFC golf accessories? Towels, balls, and tees come to mind. - Joe Tessier I really hate golf. But mini-golf is pretty cool. So I suppose I could see pink mini-golf balls with my face on them in the future. Or maybe a putter shaped like "Le Canard". Albino Dolphins Because I know your fave colour is pink I thought you maybe interested in seeing what an Albino dolphin looks like.....http://www.petfishtalk.com/rss_feeds/images/070704_pink_dolphin.jpg - Megan V BR That's totally brilliant. Smashing indeed. Ryan, I haven't seen ya since highschool! how's it going? I see that your married, what number is she in the old fan club? Wanted to know if you want to grab a coffee and catch up. Let me know. - Daniel Frid I'm doing well dude. Got married last May. She's a lucky girl to marry such a wonderful man like me. Something like that anyway. She actually wasn't allowed to join the Ryan Fan Club lol. I think she still holds a grudge about it to this day. I'd love to get together and catch up. Coffee is a great idea, so is beer. |
