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Thanks for taking a moment to look at my poetry. You'll find that over the last ten years or so it's gotten more and more twisted. Oh, and they'll open in a new window. 2010 Toot Sweet 2009 Payin' Back The Piper Sell You Light Hot Dogs In The Park If I Were One Of The Cosby Kids Holding It All In 2008 Ban Righ Hall Hello Shampoo! Bulimic Babes Can't Hang Up On You 2007 Santa Versus The Martians Little Midget Babies It's A Strange Attraction Misguided Meat Muffins Rhymes With Orange This Poem Needs A Title All Beef Frank Let's Be Friends Take Care Of You 2006 There's Corn In My Poo Old Men Like Young Women The Way You Look Tonight 2004 In Another Castle Wilford Brimley 2003 2 + 2 = 5 Just Say You Love Me 2002 Erotic Snowflake My Kind Of High Nurse... Hurry... Rhyme! The Sun And The Moon 2001 Breathing Thru My Mouth Crushed Velvet Deja Voodoo Green Flame 2000 The Asylum Clouds Freedom 1999 A Little Don't Watch Me Cry 1998 Checkmate Coffee Drinkin' Woman Distance Gone (Sitting On The Brink) If you enjoy the poetry, check out the song lyrics too! Sample the mp3s here. Send Ryan your thoughts on his artwork via Fan Mail. He'd love to hear from you. Friggidy Ding-Dong is only $10 (Plus shipping and handling)

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