2 + 2 = 5 Written by Ryan Matthew Billy and Betty went to Vegas to get wed Stopped at a diner and got a surprize instead Betty let Billy fill up the gas While inside, the diner checked out her ass The waitress was Jane, neither tall nor plain And the only cook in the kitchen went by the name o' Blaine Betty got undressed by the eyes of the staff Then she took a second glance for her better half At first she was scared, but soon all was bared Then in walked Billy, the pumping all done And shocked he was to see Betty having fun Blaine and Jane, the only ones at work Shot Billy an inviting smirk Four on the floor, and sometimes on the table They'd split in twos and use the counter when able Fill 'er up was the master plan It was hotter and greasier than the frying pan And so the tongue slips The guys left their tips Now they don't know what to do One of the girls has a bastard baby due © 2011 Ryan Fan Club