All Beef Frank Written by Ryan Matthew Frankie was a weiner Always playing with himself I mean, playing BY himself His friends were his books He was a Lego-Maniac He played with power A-B, A-B, Start, Select Frankie went to Hollywood He loved those fake titties I mean, to see all the pretties He walked the walk of fame Until he got lost Frankie wanted to get the girl He would pay any cost Frankie met a doctor A graduated man from Yale I mean, a quack from his e-mail Who used his magic pump n' pills To enlargen his small pillar But like most hot dogs It's mostly old boots and filler Everyone now calls him All Beef Frank This little weiner is now a pack of six He uses his big sword to make the ladies walk the plank His one pecker is big enough to be considered two dicks And now, ain't that a bitch? © 2011 Ryan Fan Club