| Ban Righ Hall |
(This one's dedicated to those who eat there, hang there, and work there)
Workin' at Ban Righ Hall
Not doing much at all
But I know
I gotta look busy
Gotta get paid and buy me some fizzy
Workin' at Ban Righ Hall
Who put the boogers on the bathroom wall?
And I know
I'm stuck here to fester
Gotta get laid by the end o' semester
Look out!
It's turkey night again
I say I'm gonna quit
But I don't know when
God Damn!
Man, she's only seventeen
She wants a tuna sammich
But the Deli-Nazi's mean
Look down! Bam!
I got you with the game
Punch you twice in the arm
Cause we're so lame
Oh no!
Cody called in sick again
I should'a known - - it's payday
That fucker owes me ten
Every night's the same old thing
Set up - tear down - clean up - sing
Couple hundred girls in and outta my life
They flirt with me and I still tell my wife !?!?
And so there is no reason to the rhyme
And yet so much fun is only part-time
Workin' at Ban Righ Hall
Not doing much at all
And I know
I gotta look busy
Gotta get paid and buy me some fizzy
Get up!
My boss is on the ringer
Six AM is too early
For a ring-a-ding-a-dinger
Break fast!
What smells like broken wind?
I won't stop eating waffles
'Til my tummy's double-chinned
Hairnet!
Why is everyone so rude?
The bullemic girl just told the
Burger guy he cops a 'tude
Eatin' at Ban Righ Hall
Not liking much at all
And I know
I fear the toilet reaper
Still, eating here is far more cheaper
Chug, chug, chug that chocolate milk
Chug, chug, chug that chocolate milk
Hot time!
The weekend's here n' kickin'
But I gotta serve a banquet
With pink-fresh chicken
Get out!
Get a college degree
Or be just like me
And get two or three
Oh no!
It seems I am a lifer
But the new girl looks
Like a young Michelle Pfeiffer
High tops!
Why you gotta hate my shoes?
Red, purple, pink, black
Go ahead - - choose
Dish room!
The deesh guy's a nerd
And my buddy's in the unassigned space
With a girl... or is she a bird?
Workin' at Ban Righ Hall
Who put the boogers on the bathroom wall
And I know
I'm stuck here by the lake
How many days left until Christmas break?
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