Bulimic Babes
Written by Ryan Matthew
Bulimic babes are acting so frizzy
Met this girl
Forgot her name
So I just call her Thin Lizzy
Or maybe she's a lezzy
Guess I'll never know
She sticks her fingers down her throat
Right up to her elbow
You'd think she needs some grease
To slide it in so far
But oil prices are so high
She steals lube from my car

Ever talk to a bulimic babe?
Ever ask about the weather?
Ever say to them in candid,
"What do you do with that feather?"
Ever dated a bulimic babe?
Ever taken one to dinner?
Anorexic girls are much cheaper dates
And it's not like one's more thinner

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