| Holding It All In |
I feel so alone though I know there are others like me
Not sure where the next stop will be
Sometimes I feel so much pain inside
I hope someone stops to give me a ride
It's cold and it's dark and I'm twelve minutes away
What a rough start to the start of my day
I'm holding it all in
Holding it in so nobody knows
Afraid I won't make it
Afraid it'll shoot through my clothes
I can see I'm almost kinda sorta there
I give an early apology to my underwear
Such a loyal companion and friend
It's always there up to the end
Yes, pun intended on that dear reader
I feel so weak although I'm the leader
I'm holding it all in
Before it all goes "ker-splatt"
I swear I'll make it in time
Myself I will not shat
The sun still isn't out, it's not yet Day-O
And I'll shoot that jerk who covered my burger with mayo
I feel the gurgles coming... so strong is the pain
I hope it's not the rare and ugly "ass-id" rain
I can feel light at the end of the tunnel
I just must employ my funnel
For I'm holding it all in
Until I can let it all go
Will I make it in time?
There's really no way to know
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