Let's Be Friends
Written by Ryan Matthew
You came from outer space
I could learn so much from you
We look different, sure
But that could give us something to talk about
I promise to forgive you
The first time you try to eat my cat
Gordon, you're so funny
When you wear Mrs. Okmonik's hat

You came to our planet
And left your dear Rhonda behind
We're different, sure
But we can be friends
Like breaking down the walls of racism
Except we're different species
So that would be "specie-ism"

When you see me
Do you say "Alien" too?
Cause we should just say "Friend" instead
And make a start, Gordon
A start for the whole galaxy
Okay, put her down
That's the 2nd time
You've tried to eat my cat

Oh, Mr. Schumway
Gordon,
Can I call you Gordie?
No?
I understand, Gordon
Now that we're friends
You're welcome to come back
Whenever you vacation
Away from Melmac

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