| Little Midget Babies |
They can't ride the rollercoaster
Or even wear pants
Nobody will admit
They are the uncles and the aunts
Sitting in a booster seat
Has never looked so funny
And their poopy is so friggin' small
It's always wet n' runny
They cut their Flintstone vitamins
In a perfect equal half
The "normals" always look at them
And they just point and laugh
For all we really know
They could be born with rabies
They'll grow to eat human flesh
They're little midget babies
They can't even wear real shoes
They have to borrow Barbie's
At a summer party you might get mixed up
And throw this shrimp on the Bar-B
Their itty-bitty rabbit poop
Goes in their tiny diaper
Oops, did you just fling one away
On your windshield wiper?
Don't you ever breast feed them
Cause you don't want the rabies
Unless of course you are the mommy
Of little midget babies
Cause then you've eaten human flesh before
And developed all those rabies
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