1. Hi, My Name Is Ryan
2. Mayonnaise Is Stupid
3. I Have A Penis
4. Accent Eh-Goo
5. Wedding Song
6. Yer Mom
7. Friggidy Ding-Dong
8. Do A Fat Chick
9. Bacon & Eggs
10. Squirrels!
11. Raining In June
12. Secret Bonus Track
13. Kinda Like To Order A Pizza
14. Up The Pooper
15. Dr. Acula
16. Fart In Your Mouth, Baby
17. Mama's Rap
18. Eat Shit N' Die
19. Meaning
20. Spank The Monkey
21. Rocky IV
| Wedding Song |
Do you remember all the walks that we took in our park?
Getting closer at the movies?
Making out in the dark?
Do you remember that time I accidently said those three little words?
And I kept on saying them ever since
Do you remember back rubs outside on a summer's day?
Our first dinner at Frankie's and how it went our way?
I remember how you called me "sniffles" at the end of the night
And how we both knew that we'd stay
Chorus:
Well I have a hand if you want to hold it
And walk thru life side-by-side with me
There ain't no limit to the sky
And when I look you in the eye
I know right here is where I want to be
Do you still remember Friday nights playing pool?
And you looked so good, I must've looked like a fool
I remember how we would stay up late
Cause we owned the night
And the stars in the sky
Chorus
I want you to know my love is forever
And your heart means everything to me
Ain't no flood standing in the way
Of you and me saying, "I Do" today
Chorus
| Bacon & Eggs |
Original version released in 2003 on "Bacon & Eggs"
Bacon and eggs are in a frying pan
And they're sizzling and popping
Cause it's really hot in this frying pan
So one day the bacon leans over to the eggs and says
"Sure is hot in here, eh?"
And the eggs say, "Oh my god! Talking bacon!"
| Raining In June |
Released in 2003 on "Bacon & Eggs"
Sometimes it rains in June
Why did you leave so soon
Without a kiss good-bye, we could've made a try
And now I'm stuck here cryin' my eyes out
It's not even noon
Oh, sometimes the sky falls down grey
Hearts are left without a thing to say
So we speak thru our eyes, protected with a disguise
And we hide all of our feelings and pretend it's okay
CHORUS:
Raining in June
Raining In June
I'm so hung up on you
When it rains in June
These days I don't know what to do
Should I move on while I'm still thinking of you
And the kiss we shared, we weren't even prepared
I guess what they say 'bout fools rush in is totally true
CHORUS
I'll wake up next to me
And bury my memories
But I'll never forget or even try to regret
And we'll never know if it was even meant to be
CHORUS
| Dr. Acula |
Released in 2004 on "Nice Bum, Where Ya From?"
My name is Dr. Acula
And I wear women’s clothes
Sweaters made of pink cashmere
With black and white down below
I will not drink your blood
Or bite you on the neck
My woody goes by Edward
And the 8th plan went to heck
I got seven on the table, 14 that are able
But I want my woman back
Nurses in the OR, Bella’s getting FUBAR
And I’m just about ready to crack
And they say “ooooooooooh, here comes the Doctor”
Yeah, here comes the Doctor
Is it Glen or Glenda?
Who’s the bride of the monster?
Glen or Glenda?
What’s the question that haunts ya?
My name is Dr. Acula
And I dress in women’s attire
I don’t want a useless corpse
Cause Bella is my only vampire
And he say “oooooooh, here comes the Doctor”
Yeah, here comes the Doctor
Is it Glen or Glenda?
Who’s the bride of the monster?
Glen or Glenda?
What’s the question that haunts ya?
| Mama's Rap |
Released in 2003 on "Bacon & Eggs"
Yo yo
What's up?
Big Momma D in tha house
I be representin' and it's wiggity wiggity wack
So throw your hands in the air
And shake them around like you just don't care
Don't make me pimp slap your ghetto booty
Back to Compton
That ain't ill
If you wanna be def you gotta
Shake your honey maker
Over to my crib
Boo ya
| Rocky IV |
Original version released in 2003 on "Bacon & Eggs"
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
He fought the Russian
He fought the Russian in IV
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
Rocky IV
He fought the Russian
He fought the Russian in IV
Getting strong now - won't be long now
Getting strong now
Gonna fly now - flying hight now
Gonna fly - fly - fly