Misguided Meat Muffins Written by Ryan Matthew (title by Christopher Harper) I have a gift for you A special gift Just for you They aren't hand-cuffins Or fly-by puffins They aren't tender or tuffin' Or do much stuffin' You can put them in your hat Or feed them to your cat Or use them to practise with a baseball cat (The gift, not the cat) So for your hard work And all that huffin' My girft to you: Some misguided meat muffins © 2011 Ryan Fan Club