Rhymes With Orange
Written by Ryan Matthew
I met her one night
And we had a great time
She asked me for a light
And a tequila shot with lime
So I put salt on her neck
And shot a wink her way
It started with a peck
And the rest I will not say
Chicken or go, chicken or go
She said again and again
Her name and number on my arm
Written in blue pen
A few more drinks, she whispers
"Let's go now and F--"
The best I've ever had, I swear
I couldn't believe my luck
I awoke alone, fueled by sin
I laid in my own sweat
Her name and number rubbed off my skin
But I'm sure it rhymes with orange...
I mean,
Oops, I guess I forget

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