| Santa Versus The Martians |
Note: This poem was originally intended to be lyrics for my Christmas song, but we ended up writing and recording Undercover Santa instead.
It's Santa versus the Martians
None of this was make-believe
Yeah, Santa versus the Martians
And it all went down on Christmas Eve
It was December 24th and I was laying in bed
With sugar plums n' mistletoe running thru my head
When all of a sudden I heard something pound
I looked out my window and guess what I found
I didn't see reindeer of Santa's sleigh
But three little green men were coming my way
They melted down my snowman with their glowing eyes
Then Jolly Ol' St. Nick showed up and took them by surprize
The Martians called him out and put up their dukes
But Santa thru some snowballs like Hiroshima Nukes
He tied the leader up in LED Christmas lights
Put back a pint of egg nog and continued to fight
Martian #2 had a tattoo of a Hippopotoyaka
But Santa let out a big Fa La La La La La La La La
The reindeer all responded to Santa's magic spells
And then Rudolph kicked that Martian in his jingle bells
Martian #3 tried to get away on my GT Racer
But Santa used his magic and crushed him with a glacier
Then Santa shrunk those Martians into an ice cube tray
And that's how I watched him save Christmas Day
It's Santa versus the Martians
None of this was make-believe
Yeah, Santa versus the Martians
And it all went down on Christmas Eve
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