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 Dustin Sampson 1. Okay Dustin, Tell us a bit about yourself: My name is Dustin Sampson and I'm a Graphic Designer. I grew up in the hell hole that is Kingston Ontario. My hobbies include: drinking... Thats about it really for hobbies. Does that even count? Anyway I'm known for being heroic in general and I am actually convinced that deep down inside I may actually be a super-hero, or a super-villain. I can never remember. I am also known for having a very misguided moral compass and the ability to do a Schwarzenegger impression at the drop of a hat. If you want to know more go hang out with your favorite person, Ryan, and I'm sure you'll eventually meet me! 2. Why did you join the Ryan Fan Club? I really wanted to know the secret to attaining pure Ryanliness. I don't think I've figured it out yet though! Maybe more Aerosmith will help. 3. Why do you love Ryan with all your heart? Ryan is heroic!. Even more heroic than myself. My love for Ryan stems directly from my envy of him in general. I wish I had my own fan club but I'm not nearly Ryanly enough to pull it off. 4. Why should other people like you join? Other people like me should join because, well, I don't know any other people like me actually. Other people in general should join because the Ryan Fan Club is like your gateway drug to the world that is Ryan! 5. If you could spend a whole day with Ryan what would you do? Well the day would probably start out at the crack of 2PM with a game of road hockey. It would be a hard fought battle and me and Ryan would probably fight at least three times before the end of the game. Next we'd probably have to have a rematch on his NHL game on his PS2 while we began drinking. After a bus ride downtown we'd hit up The Brass where he'd make fun of me for ordering girly drinks and unsuccessfully hitting on the hot Brass waitress. Next we'd have to head to the strippers... I owe him that. We'd sit in perv's row and watch naked chicks for a while as we both continued to get more and more inebriated. On the way out we'd run into Steve, but this time Ryan and I would throw him into a wall, our RFC powers will crush him this time! We'd probably catch taxis and head home after that. A night well spent!
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