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 James Morton I’m 24, live in Kingston but was Born in England. I own the Tallack Martial Arts Dojo location with a partner, and spend most of my time there. Martial Arts is my life… I love books, movies and pretty much anything that is martial arts. I practice traditional Martial arts at the Tallack Dojo, but I also enjoy extreme martial arts, flipping and tricking and such. I also have a degree in computer science specializing in software design, but am not really inclined to use it since training in and teaching martial arts is significantly more fun than programming. 2. Why did you join the Ryan Fan Club? A very simple question. The first day I laid eyes on Ryan I knew he was awesome. It’s sort of an ability that awesome people have. We recognize our own. He has created a fan club, thus I must be a part of it, to support him in his awesomery. 3. Why do you love Ryan with all your heart? Well, I tried loving him more and ended up spending time in some Ryanolics Anonymous meetings. A whole thing with waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, stitches on my side and a ravenous looking gerbil sitting on the faucet was the last straw. So now I instead just love Ryan with all my heart. 4. Why should other people like you join? Let us take natures winged creatures as a metaphor to explain this answer. Birds who are alike tend to fly together. Someone should turn that into a saying… “Alike birds fly together.” Anyways, the simple truth of it is Ryan is Awesome, I am Awesome. Thus people like Ryan and me, who are awesome, should come to us to generate a ball of awesome energy which will one day rule the universe. 5. If you could spend a whole day with Ryan what would you do? I’d have to say that there would be significant amounts of awesoming. Like perhaps an epic sword battle across the rooftops, or we could go win “World’s Deadliest Warrior” simply by blinding all the other contestants with our sheer awesome. Then tea and a light snack. Must keep energy up for the all night rave party that would be created by our multicolored rapidly changing glowing awesomeness.
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