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 Sean Orlicky
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 Sean Orlicky 1. Okay Sean, Tell us a bit about yourself: Well, I'm 20 years old and enjoy long walks on the beach and sunsets. However, when I'm not a professional personal ad writer I tend to be a wee bit different. Sure, walks on the beach and sunsets can be fun and all, but generally speaking I tend to be a little bit less traditional than that. I'm a little less country if you catch my drift. And if you caught that drift you are no doubt cursing the day I farted near you. But seriously, I go to Carleton (majoring in Criminology) and my main hobbies are playing either my bass Raven, my guitar Susie Gal (Good Ol' SG) or my drums (aka: Rydeen). 2. Why did you join the Ryan Fan Club? I joined because he has members in freakin' Japan! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! ANYONE who has fans in Japan has to be the shit. And lord knows I've always wanted to join a club where the head focus was someone who has fans in Japan. Its like comparing Gods to Lepers... not that there's anything wrong with being a leper, but I wouldn't run out and join one of their fuckin' clubs. 3. Why do you love Ryan with all your heart? Cuz he's the man! What hasn't already been said about him you may ask? Well nothing. As even the whispers of the wind and the boogeyman speak highly of this man (XVI p. 16). But the best thing? The man loves 80's rock! That fact alone guarantees the dude my life-long servitude! 4. Why should other people like you join? Not that I know many other people like me, BUT if you ARE like me (ie: have no body hair and have broken your left elbow) then you'll join because you're all about havin' a good time, and so is Ryan, especially when he throws those one-eyed hooker parties! 5. If you could spend a whole day with Ryan what would you do? Well first we'd purchase some alcohols cuz that always makes things more fun (in moderation kiddies... in moderation). Then there'd be some road apple with whoever wanted to play, and after that we'd head to the nearest rock concert with a good band and proceed to get trashed (after all, the only thing more fun than moderation is excess). And then, to cap it all off, we'd head on over to London and jam with the Stones (cuz Mick is more than likely an RFC member already)! Good beer, good hockey and great music. This would be a legendary day! Ohh, I almost forgot. We'd also throw maple syrup balloons at the homeless.
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